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**Code Red**: The j*b makes compliance apply to everything, including personal social media, and guess what counts as social media on paper? That’s right, a kick ass newsletter to friends and family.
🗓️ Weekly Rundown🗓️
I learned the 1st Amendment only applies to the government. They can’t limit your speech under it, or we’ll kindly remind them of the 2nd Amendment. Private companies, on the other hand, can do whatever tf they want because you choose to w*rk there and you’re subject to the rules they set.
Compliance is still a headwind. Had a chat with compliance, and there are limited things I can say in the newsletter. I can’t make jokes about compliance being the ‘spawn of all evil and my greatest op’ on the newsletter, but I can say they aren’t my favorite part of the j-o-b.
It blows all my time is at w*rk, robbing my time from other activities that lead to more content, and if something sick happens at w*rk, odds are I can’t talk about it.
Life hack: go to w*rk way early and leave early to avoid traffic. Solutions to the major inconvenience are being tested out, but less traffic is fire af. Traffic blows, and now got 30 min a day back. #Beastmode
The more I think about it, the Declaration of Independence might be the sickest thing on earth. After seeing places that don’t have a Bill of Rights applied, I now realize how clutch it is.
Kendama and house music bring up the post w*rk vibe.
Why tf can no one play Fortnite? Hopped on with part of the 113 Mill OG crew on Tuesday and caught a Victory Royale. Shout out to TheRealJacob and Jactxr.
Committing to reading the Bible in a year, KJ2K put me on.
To learn Spanish so I can talk to South American locals, I will be reading Spanish kids’ books. Ever heard the story of the centipede and hen? Spoiler alert: they play soccer, and the hen eats the centipede because he was mad he lost.
Started reading 3 English books this week: Harry Potter 3, Atomic Habits, and rereading Fight Club: I feel like the narrator.
Got clickbaited by Backpack to help move her sister out of a flooded building. There was no water to wade through, rendering my muck boots purely a fashion statement. They did make me the drippiest person in the building, playing on the swings and on the Tuesday mowing list, but I did learn I have worn holes in the soles, rendering their waterproofing a thing of the past.
Might be adding to Song of the Week. Been listening to tunes heavy with different types of music for different things. Had house music on blast (sorry Ralph) while playing with my kendama in the kitchen, cooking dinner.
🦬High Low Buffalo🦬
High:
Kendama and house music loud enough for the neighbors to hear after w*rk.
Low:
I foresee falling into a routine where every day blends together and time just flies.
Buffalo:
It takes me 2 days to eat 5 lb of chicken.
🎵Song of the Week🎵
Bang the Drum All Day by Todd Rundgren
Top 3 honorable mentions:
Hate It or Love It by The Game ft. 50 Cent
You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi
You’ve Got Another Thing Coming by Judas Priest
Top House Songs that Create Crazy Synergy with the Kendama:
HIGHJACK (Right Back) by Alok, Laszewo & ASAP Rocky, shout out Crow
Honorable Mention for House Song to Rip Kendama to:
High on Me by Rossi. & Jazzy
Make sure to drop your songs of the week and tell me about your week.
Till next time,
VB