Weekly Update: Issue 17

Haven’t been doing book updates, but whatever I last said I was reading I finished. I am currently 37.84% done with the 4th Harry Potter, 18.54% done with $100M Offers, 35.00% done with The Essentialist, with classics like Of Mice and Men and Catcher in the Rye on the horizon.

On top of Bible in a Year, now started a chapter of Proverbs a day with Ben, Ms. Howard-Stevens, and Mr. Johnson.

Pro tip: Stay hydrated at work and pound the water. The more you drink, the more you pee, aka get a break.

I forgot my lunch, and I am surviving off the chocolates someone left out for the office. Not sure who left them out, but they are the GOAT and in the running for WBOTW

Irons = In the fire

Little Dog is making a recovery.

Miami for the weekend was so ferda, spent the weekend in the frat house throwing darts. #YesIHaveHeardLevelsByAvicii,IveHearsEveryHouseSong

Miami has Beat the Clock, where each hour is the price of a pitcher. Thus, if you go at 1pm you get $1 pitchers, aka cheaper than from the store; 2pm $2 pitchers, etc.

Redhawks hockey might have gotten waxed by Duluth, but USA didn’t get waxed by Canada #USAUSAUSA

Saw Myles Garrett at the Miami basketball game sitting courtside scrolling reels

Bring back Bed Prep, that was lost since moving into the Hood House

Thinking of pumping the brakes on Spanish to fit in bed prep. With only so much time, trade offs are having to be made, but decion isnt set in stone

Heard littlest cousin has been playing N64 Super Smash Bros and will be ready to compete with the big dawgs next Christmas

Starting to get a cough, time to pull a Homie G and leave a bottle of liquor (throat clearer) next to my bed

Started testing out swings within walkable distance from the Hood House to find the best swing set in the area

The foot isn’t hurting as much

White Boy of the Week: Jack Hughes for the OT game winner #MiracleOnIce2