‼️Announcements‼️

1Q26 closes 3/31—expect a special quarterly earnings call released after the bell in the first week of Q2, highlighting successes and shortcomings of Q1 with guidance for Q2.

Do I make it full finance jargon or mostly normal english so more people can comprehend?

This week was more volatile than the market

🗓️ Weekly Rundown🗓️

  • Played rummy with Blake before he moved to MN

  • Top Golf and Waffle House with bible study was fun

  • Max attacked Emma again, and it appeared to be his final straw of mistakes—he was charged with the death penalty. When we went in Friday, something happened, and they delayed the execution until next Saturday. #Brutal

  • Most of the week was spent with Max chasing the laser, going on car rides, taking walks, and eating eggs and peanut butter.

  • Met Andrew and Dara — very nice.

  • Job = Cooked

  • The 1st Harry Potter book isn’t just better, the movie is bad 4/10

  • Teams call with Zach during work made the day go by very fast on a very suboptimal day.

  • Kyle said he was driving by the vacation house on his way to OU, so I went.

  • Saturday well spent — 3-0 in die, time in the equity office, tunnels, and ended with a humbling walk on Court Street.

  • Sunday also well spent — church with Mr. Johnson and Longenecker. Then RipStiked in the park with Backpack and almost got hit by a train. Chilled with Max, went running, and kept playing outside - skipping rocks, and watching lightning on the swings.

  • Crazy turnaround from the start of the week.

  • The park was popping—favorite part was seeing kids play on the playground while the parents were swinging.

  • Apparently kids nowadays don’t know what RipStiks are or catch frogs and crawfish anymore. #ItsTheDangPhones

  • Poor disc golf performance between Owen and I—will be a bounce back?

  • 15 mile week: 5.5 mile long run — strava here

  • Responded to my pen pals - made them an oragami T-rex

  • Going to experiment with video content to add in the updates


🦬High Low Buffalo🦬

High:

Playing with friends

Low:

Maxs looming execution

Buffalo:

I liked the equity whiteboard—it had rough draft trip details of some members’ plans to go to Europe. The “(no blow)” was funny.

🎵Song of the Week🎵

Sundress by A$AP Rocky


Horable Mentions:

  • White House Road by Tyler Childers

  • Second Chance by Shinedown

  • If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback

Till next time,

VB